American Gives $8 million to Wombats!

An American man left $8 million to the Wombat Awareness Organisation in an effort to support Wombats everywhere.

In case you're wondering what a wombat is, it looks like this:

...in this image it is holding what appears to be a large rat.

The $8 million donation will be given in yearly increments of $1 million each. The wombat population has expressed its furry gratitude towards the millionaire excentric. Below we can see a Wombat's already improved condition:

... and again the Wombat is holding, and playing with, another oversized rat-like animal.

Fred the (horror) Movie

Women and children everywhere will no doubt have to hang themselves at the sight of this abomination. Fred has spewed its evil from the realm of youtube to the real world. The consequences will be dire.

We can only hope that it will turn out like this



But more likely it will be long and agonizing, to the dismay of us all.

Operation Dark Heart - Pentagon Says "Burn It"

The Pentagon is now trying to purchase all 10.000 copies of this book, for summary burning.

The book in question:

Operation Dark Heart was initially approved (in writing) in early 2010, but come summer the DoD changed their tune. One of the issues is the alleged use of real names from intel officers in the field, among other concerns.

Be that as it may, some copies of the book have already ended up in the hands of various individuals, for purposes of review, with all the threats to National Security they may contain.